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So I was recently on the road, like you do. You know, doing road stuff, just like Mel Gibson. I was about five miles from my destination when a tire pressure warning light came on for one of my tires being slightly low. I thought to myself "Meh, I&
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So it’s been a while since I’ve updated the ole blog and lots of people have been complaining. And since there has been at least some traffic still coming to the site I feel they are rather justified for a new post. I get mixed complaints. Some people
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So you might of caught this, you might not of. I wanted to write about it when they launched the site, but the sheer magnitude of the site caused my brain to turn into pudding. Which I ate. And pooped out. Then I put it back in my head and
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http://www.nosocialism.com/2008/07/nasa-backtracks-on-1998-warmest-year.html Watch the video at the bottom from the BBC. It’s good. Oops. Did I just pwn my sticky goo of justice all over global warming? Better put it to good use hippies, I hear my sticky goo of justice is full
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I hate talking politics. Well honestly, no I do like talking politics, its just that no one else does. People like their views and aren’t going to change them due to having to admit they were wrong in the first place. Especially when alchohol is added to the mix,
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The last one till I’m caught up. Hooray! Now for writing about the novemberist month of the year. It’s a fun one. We’ll start off with the good news of the month. I got laid off. Oh wait. Thats not the good news. Shit! Thats the only
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Not really. They’re stupid. Just read the article. You’ll understand I promise. I’m not saying starbucks is stupid….That isn’t who is stupid in today’s story kids. You’re offended by something written on a paper fucking cup. Through it the fuck away! The guy
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Ok so here it is. I’m the tortoise remember? Anyways what has ole goosey goose been up to you might say? Shit. Well thats not true, but I did have a good poop earlier, and in life, it really is the small things that count. Turned 26 last month.
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That’s right. It’s that time of year where if you are in a relationship you are better than everyone else. Also the women get to show off how whipped their men are. Men, we get to show how neutered we are. The fat cats at hallmark are smoking
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So I live in Michigan. Not sure why, maybe cause jesus hates me. Anyways, if you don’t live in Michigan you might not be aware of the fact that its cold here. Hehefgh! I know. It’s all north of shit, but why the hell is it cold? Remember
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Point one: Voting Democrat does not mean there will be a change. Do they have a plan? Sitting back and letting the other “team” fuck up doesn’t count as a plan. Guess what, more than likely, nothing will change. If you are smart enough you are going to realize
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So a guy at work today showed me this great post on another website talking about assholes. This post talked about how to tell if someone is an asshole. This first example is ordering a: decaf grande half-soy, half-low fat, iced vanilla, double-shot, gingerbread cappuccino, extra dry, light ice, with
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I’m not sure exaclty what that means. Well I mean, I understand the english language well enough to know what those words mean. I know enough to know what they mean when they are strung together to form that sentence. But seriously, the context of the statement. Why was
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So I went home today, for my grandfather’s 85th birthday party. It was a good fun time. I drove home tonight from Detroit to Lansing going no faster than 65mph, because my poor red roller won’t go any faster anymore. But I realized I haven’t posted anything
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Do you think these types of games allow you to win? The only way these games work is if everyone is playing, and I don’t play. That means everyone loses, and I feel worse for you since you decided we would play games. We can continue down this path
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So I haven’t written much for myself lately. This week I watched Super Size Me. What an interesting documentary. The premise is what would happen if you ate only McDonalds for a whole month. I’m sure you can figure it out. But it does have some good points